Things that suck about being Me(dusa): 1. I have to wear these stupid glasses all the time. 2. My sisters hate me. 3. The only person who talks to me regularly is the school disciplinarian. 4. My classmate Thea has made it her mission in life to destroy me. 5. Every day, another bad rumor about me spreads around school. 6. I got hit by a car, and now the guy who hit me won't leave me alone. 7. Oh, yeah, most importantly... I have snakes growing out of my head! Nothing in my life is ever normal.