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Blood Splatter Books Omnibus Volume 3
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Blood Splatter Books Omnibus Volume 3
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Blood Splatter Books Omnibus Volume 3
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She is an attractive woman who carries an STI that makes men's penises explode.
He is a dorky twenty-six-year-old virgin desperate for someone to love.
One day, they meet.
What could go wrong?
You are truly disgusting.
The fact that you are even considering this book is appalling.
It is revolting. Foul. Vile. Sickening. Grotesque.
It is the exact kind of thing your mother warned you against, and should not be consumed by anyone.
But you're going to read it anyway, aren't you?
My name is Gerald Brittle. I am a serial killer. This is my second memoir.
He's charming. Sweet. Friendly.
Your mother loves him. Your friends love him. He listens to you, buys you flowers on Valentine's Day, and always makes sure you're comfortable.
He's the perfect man.
Oh, and he also eats children.
And once you find out, there's no way he'll ever let you leave him...