Heart of Denver Aspen Gold Award Alexander Murray knows one cannot exist without a brain, yet Daphne Farnham may be the exception. Her head contains nothing but rainbows, shoes, bonnets, pink frills and butterflies. Even her fluffy dog is useless. But the war with Napoleon is finally over and the surgeon is sure he can put up with a couple of months of the cloth-headed chit until they reach England. Did that naval officer have his sense of humor surgically removed? It is bad enough Alexander Murray has no fashion sensibilities at all, never smiles at her like other men do, and doesn't adore her darling pup Pompom. He had the gall to proclaim her "useless" when everyone knows it's Daphne Farnham who's the best at picking out just the right ensemble for any social occasion. Fortunately, she only has to put up with the sour Scotsman until they reach England. One of them may have fleas, but it's the two humans who will find themselves wanting to scratch a certain itch.