Camp Wannaslayem promised a unique experience: A camp-style adventure themed toward fans of slashers, particularly . Archery, bonfires, swimming, volleyball, fishing, screaming, running for your life... everything you could possibly want in a summer camp slasher movie, without all that pesky dying getting in the way. Only... someone forgot to tell the killer it was all in the name of fun. When the bodies start dropping for real, the barely-selling author of shows you what a true looks like.