100 confirmed enemy kills, Sandhurst Sword of Honour, SAS selection pass, and a winning entry in the Royal Signals junior officer essay writing competition. Captain Nesbitt achieved none of these things! Instead follow Nesbitt through the rituals of Officer training, on to life in one of the Army's last major military outposts in Germany, and finally to war in Afghanistan. Will he mange to come through the perversions and horrors of these experiences with his sanity intact? Find out in this hilarious and moving memoir!