Finish my Ph.D. in Popular Culture Find a job as a tenured professor (I wish) Buy a house (HA) Adopt a cat Move in with my 72 year old grandfather, Lando Get a job selling cars Find a dead blonde in a convertible Solve her murder, so the police don't suspect me Avoid becoming the next victim My colleagues in academia think I'm unemployed. I refuse to use my academic title in the car business. I'm Dr. Violet Landovic, and I sell cars.