Dennis Fish is the most important personality Britain has produced in the last 50 years. Rock star, libertine, charlatan, whelk, monster, Philistine: Dennis has carried these labels and a darned sight more as he has comically blundered his way through the last seven decades. Love him or loathe him, one thing is certain: You can never ignore him. This book is the story of his life and it is bloody hilarious!