Ever wonder what medical professionals talk about when they socialize? This fictional portrayal of 20 medical sleuths who gather to celebrate a colleague's birthday is laced with humor and suspense. They share stories of frustration with a dysfunctional health care system that makes it difficult for them to fulfill their oath to "Do no harm." The celebration includes a treasure hunt that provides opportunities for collaboration, competition, and dealing with a few life-threatening situations. Armed with compassion, but lacking tools of the trade, they make do with what is available. Can they do this without harming anyone?