Employee To Executive is a humorous guide to corporate life. It is the unofficial and unauthorized workplace survival guidebook. It is written for anyone who desires to join the corporate world or is already a member and aspires for more. It will provide a light to guide you through a strange and complex world. As a member of the corporate world, you are a part of a community of individuals that has changed history and circles the globe. This book will be your guide from being an employee to becoming an executive by covering what you need to know from the basement to the boardroom. This guidebook chronicles the origins and development of the corporation, which are as old as mankind itself. From the time primitive man first painted corporate logos on the walls of caves, the history of mankind can be seen as the history of the corporation beginning with primitive man's first attempt at incorporating, the limited partnership. Getting a job and keeping it can be an adventure. It can be a risky and dangerous enterprise fraught with traps and pitfalls. You will feel the joy and elation that goes along with doing something new, but don't worry these feelings will quickly pass. History is full of reminders of the dangers of embarking on a new adventure. Many people have struck out bravely into unfamiliar waters only to be eaten by sea monsters or sail off the edge of the earth. This guidebook will take you to uncharted regions of the corporate world to participate in bizarre rituals, unfamiliar customs, and speak corporate jargon. It introduces you to those other people in the office and what they do or don't do. It presents survival techniques to get you through coffee breaks, lunches, elevator rides, conventions, mergers, hostile takeovers, and other acts of controlled violence. It offers advice to equip you for the corporate way of life and outfit you for the job from looking your best, to what you need to keep in your desk, to sleeping around the office. It answers many of the important questions you might have in an open and forthright way like, "Where do new employees come from?" Employee To Executive offers satirical, humorous advice disguised as a useful guide to help you understand the corporate world, as we know it, or not. It will be your constant companion and a source of advice, inspiration, and amusement for all.