In this strangely endearing, wonderfully whimsical, and exquisitely hilarious collection of stories, life offers a free trip for two to Ethiopia and an imported cat, a pool of vegan gravy and an Internet Elvis wedding officiant, a confetti machine and a potentially life-changing hot tub. Everything Life Has to Offer is like nothing you've encountered and it’s just what you've been looking for. Prepare to be amazed. is a heart-melting read and a hell of a good time.” “Kasman’s collection offers a sharp, sometimes eccentric, often hilarious vision of modern life.”