When he is born, the god Hermes is no normal baby. He can walk, talk, and even make music. But what he really wants to do is steal from the other gods. Will Hermes get away with it? Or will the gods find out that they've been tricked by a newborn baby? Ἑρμῆς πάντα κλέπτει (Hermes Panta Kleptei) is an Ancient Greek novella intended for first-year novice readers that contains 87 unique words (excluding names and different forms of words) with a total of 2,225 words.