People talk a lot about getting into the Ivy Leagues, but not much about getting out. In this novel, part hilarious yarn, part cautionary tale, Jay Hawk Kim details his experiences as a member of the Class of 1997. Whether revealing the secret classroom discussions of moral philosophers such as Immanuel Kant and Friedrich Nietzsche, or detailing the clandestine goings-on at warehouse raves and night clubs, the author describes the pains and pleasures of being a student in a privileged college community in the mid-1990s. How will he survive?