Little Black Book: The Truth About Women

THIS BOOK IS BANNED IN OVER 40 COUNTRIES! WOMEN DO NOT WANT MEN TO KNOW THESE SECRETS! Sections of LITTLE BLACK BOOK classify personality traits based on the type of car a woman drives, her hairstyle, her profession, and even what type of eyeglasses she chose. Author Miso N. Grey cites that these are the result of personal choices that qualify certain personality traits. An entire chapter of this book describes certain characteristics that a woman's name can supposedly disclose. For example, Fresh states the name "Kim" tells us that a woman is "bubbly, laid back and virtually carefree... and rather loose." A chick named "Christine" is "dizzy and stuck up ... and not the crispiest chip in the bag." Conversely, "Michelle" is exceptionally generous. If you need a hug, time, food, shelter, money, sex, or whatever, Michelle rarely fails. Grey has interpreted more than 100 popular names in his quantitative analysis and disclaims, "these descriptions in no way apply to the entire female population. But the stereotypes are uncannily accurate." Other topics covered in LITTLE BLACK BOOK include tips for shy people, a list of clever (and cheesy) lines and icebreakers; newly revised rules of dating; a top-10 list of the best and worst jobs to meet women; and a section called "SEX," which gives a number of tips on how to create a fulfilling sexual experience from a woman's viewpoint. LITTLE BLACK BOOK is written in a creative, light-hearted humorous tone that's fun to read and discuss among friends. And it's sure to raise quite a few conservative eyebrows. Grey, now retired from womanizing, lives a quiet existence in Melbourne, Florida with his wife and family.