Most of us have someone in our family tree that just isn't right, and no matter how much we try to help them, they are bound and determined to get into things that just make us wonder if they are truly related to us. This is a book about a man who is trying to woo a woman he fell in love with after he met her through a dating site. He wants to be with her but because of his family members, there is always some strangely funny thing that happens and puts the brakes on her coming to be with him. I started writing these letters as a joke but people from all over the globe started asking me to put them into a book. I hope that you enjoy these love letters from a simple man and all the unbelievably crazy things that happen to him and his brother Biscuit.