I went from being on top of the world to the lowest point of my life. My husband's affair. Going head to head with my arch nemesis, Veronica. Not to mention, I have a feeling someone is trying to take me out. And I don't mean on a date. Which will be pretty hard to do since I'm already undead. Trying to keep my suburban life from crumbling, while making sure I don't weaken under the sunlight is going to take a whole lot of energy and pints of O negative blood. I'm Rachel Jones, and I'm the Vampire Housewife.