Every mom needs a good laugh every day, and here they are: hundreds of jokes, riddles, mom definitions, quotes, and more, all seasoned liberally with love and affection. Said No Mom Ever: “The sound of kids ripping duct tape and squeaking markers fills me with calm.” Riddle Mom This: Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard. Mom Truths: Silence is golden . . . unless you have kids. Then silence is suspicious. And bonds with famous moms: “Everyone’s at different ages and levels, everyone’s into different stuff. But everyone is into slime.”—Maya Rudolph. A fantastic gift for moms of all ages, it’s a celebration of the world’s most important job. (And while this calendar is specially for mom, the rest of the family will get a kick out of it, too.) Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.