Desperate times call for desperate measures! Hub Schneider and Val Harwood flee the upper Midwest for sunny Florida. They're unemployed, broke, and basically haven't a clue. Hub's girlfriend had piled his belongings in the driveway and set her sights on someone else. Fortunately, Val has come up with a get-rich-quick brainstorm. Unique Dancing! Open a 'Dance Academy' and while Val gives lessons to wealthy seniors, Hub can break into their homes and steal precious items they'll never miss. What could possibly go wrong? Start with J.W. Brooks, head of a criminal enterprise in Atlanta. Add to that there's the "little" problem of 'Crazy Bobby Falconi' mobster hitman. Lord only knows how things will work out.