Having magical powers can be a real PITA. And if you're new at it, you screw stuff up. Believe me... Sure I can conjure solid gold out of thin air, transform into animals and boy oh boy don't get me pissed off. YOU think that having magical powers is cool, right? Yeah, so do a lot of other people-mafia thugs for starters. They're willing to kill all my friends and family if I don't become their Golden Goose. That's nothing compared to what a billionaire at death's door will do when he gets wind of me. He wants Eternal Life and will kill to get it. But the worst of it is when some 'super secret Government Agency' (yeah, just like magic, those jerks exist too) finds out about me. They think I'm the greatest thing since the A-Bomb and want me all to themselves. Sigh... I got to get the hang of this Goddess thing. Or I'm dead meat.