Stuck in a coal mine near Birmingham, Alabama in 1914, with a boulder laying across his broken leg, fifteen-year-old Dan Sanders knows that if he gets out alive he will never go back. His grandson, over eighty years later swears that if he can find his fortune he will never go back to the monument business. Read the zany account of how the Hamburg Monument Co. came to be and the many stories surrounding it: From 'Into the Dark' to 'The Missing Link' to 'Bobby and the Confederate Gold,' 'No Place to Pee' runs the gamut of emotions with a surprise ending to boot! Along the way there are enough laughs to make you pee. So buckle up and enjoy the ride!