It used to be easy for Blair Howell to get a date. He had a new girlfriend every couple of weeks. Until his mom became principal at his high school. Now girls don't give him a second glance. Not with his mother hovering over him like a pinstripe-clad overlord. Then Blair met Sandra. But with her spiked bracelets and Day of the Dead t-shirts, his mom would run Sandra off before she ever made it through the front door. There was only one solution. Make sure his mom never found out.