Bethany Taylor has been missing for twenty years. She just doesn't know it. She does know how to be the perfect hostess for her husband's corporate events. She knows how to fill out scholarship paperwork and set up dorm rooms for her boys. She knows how to create the perfect life for her entire family. And for twenty years that's exactly what she's been doing. Until the day her husband says "I love you" to his perky-boobed running buddy. A single sucker punch to the heart shoves Bethany's missing life to center stage. Two choices come to mind. One requires a pair of pliers, a really sharp knife, and relocating to Morocco. The other, slightly less costly option, calls for a journal, a purple pen, and several cans of spray paint. Because a fresh coat of paint can fix all-kinds of problems-and maybe even mark the path to a new life. Paint the Grass is a hilarious and heartwarming novel that celebrates the process of losing something before you find it and the joy that comes from living life true to yourself.