A young wandman on a fool's quest. A six-fingered former thief with a taste for a good brew. An animate parchment born of magic and a boy's despair. The one's Emrys Lailoken, the other his best friend and companion Dierder, and the third, naturally, is Parchment. Emrys Lailoken must seek the Wholly Pale, a thing few know of and fewer still know how to find. If the Order of Chaos or his curse doesn't kill him first, he just might find true love along the way. Together with Dieder and Parchment, he will learn what disaster spells like, how randomly love casts its nets, and just how far a bad, old-fashioned pun can take you. Full of feint-hearted wizards, feared less young witches, and the occasional needling demon, this story will have you seeing stars...and the odd planet. In episodic form, takes you through a magical, space adventure that's one dash space opera, two pinches fantasy, and all satire. Fans of the humor and planet-hopping of and the fantasy and wit of and Terry Pratchett's will love the quirky wizards and explorations of true love. Imagine a world in which medieval wizardry not only flourished but created a level of technological progress akin to what we see in classic sci-fi. Here, wizards take to the stars and explore the universe in enchanted starships crewed by sorcerers, witches, and all sorts of fantastical creatures.