A more serious feat of alchemy than turning lead into gold, searing guitar worship is transformed into lighthearted children's songs on the installment of the series. With its soothing takes on classic rock staples like "Runnin' with the Devil" and "Hot for Teacher," the album turns hard rock sleaze into pleasant lullabies, making the album just the thing for any parent looking to teach their children the ways of one of rock's greatest while they're still in the cradle. ~ Gregory Heaney