They say that opinions are like assholes: everyone has one. Well, I have more than one. Opinion, that is. A few of those opinions are collected in this book. It helped me to clarify my thoughts by writing them down. For anyone without the inclination to do so for themselves, maybe this book will be helpful. But maybe not. If you're having trouble falling asleep, this book will probably be helpful (but no guarantees). When you're looking in the refrigerator, hoping to find something good that wasn't in there five minutes earlier, this book will not be helpful. Not even if you're really, really hungry. Please, do not eat this book, not even with ketchup. The ink may be harmful. This book has only been approved for reading, and only then by intelligent, kindhearted, good-looking people, like you.