Women confuse, frustrate, and excite Kirk. His sexy stepmother tries seducing him. His childhood sweetheart cheats with his bully boss. In disgust, he runs to a new life. A life where he is the seducer. No woman can claim his heart again. Sex, his tormenter, is now his weapon. His singer stage presence brings a regular shower of room keys and lingerie. Kirk holds the record for bedroom calisthenics, but sometimes worries that he can't remember their names or faces. His surrogate father agent fails his virility test with a fatal heart attack. That tilts Kirk's world. His new agent is the mysterious, beautiful Adriana. She seduces him. He can't tear away from her gravitational pull. This goddess comes with a past she reveals one thrill at a time. Three killers from California hunt them. They flee to Wisconsin from Las Vegas a day before Kirk's lawyer is brutally murdered. Kirk's stepmother has seduced an attack gorilla that will charge at her command. Will she make the killers an ally? Kirk meets a gun-happy local deputy, and a man who just beat his enemy to death for insulting his sister. They're done running. Kirk unpacks his Glock 17.