A lot of messed up things happen to us And if you think about it There are 8 billion different versions of today This book is just one of them The raw and honest truth of What living is What struggling is And everything inbetween All compressed into a short book full of Cursing Long words The exploitation of the things that eat us alive And absolutely no rhyming because this isn’t Dr. Seuss About the Author Maite Tello was born Santiago, Chile, and moved to Portland, Oregon, when she was seven years old. She is now a senior at a small charter school in Beaverton, Oregon. Next year she will be attending the Honors Program at PSU. She wants to be a pediatric surgeon. She also travels the world, eats kidneys, and chases eels while scuba diving. She’s a sarcastic 18-year-old hipster who really loves doing things that scare her.