I, Sadie Precillo, have been dealt a grievous injustice. LaviTech Labs is the WORST. The handsome CEO, Cassius Lavinius-INSUFFERABLE!!! Why is that, exactly? Oh, just because of the third-two projects submitted for funding mine was the ONLY one to be denied. That's right-DENIED! Heart Pill - FUNDED! Anxiety Pill - FUNDED! Vitamin Pill - FUNDED! Fart Pill - FUNDED! (Yes, you read that correctly!) Female Pleasure Pill - DENIED! How cruel is that? I mean, how many boner pills do we have on the market? Can I even count them on one hand? Well, Mr. Lavinius, I hope you realize what you've gotten yourself into. I don't care how handsome and rich you are or how tall your tower is or how much security you have-I'm coming for you! And you better believe I'm not going to stop until I get that FUNDING!