It's not easy to be a hero when your bum is the size of an airship and you're bobbing around the ceiling, mocked by angry dwarves. Mellie has stolen the unluckiest charm in Wychwold and can't get rid of it. Pook has an insane plan to rescue the Collected children. The demons Nuckl, Spleen and Tonsil are after Ike's innards. And the Fey Queen, Emajicka, is coming to tear out his worst nightmare. Only Ike can save Grimmery. But first he has to win a contest with a lying, cheating scoundrel - the desperate dwarf, Con Glomryt. "The funniest horror story you'll read in a long while - Ian Irvine is a master of fantasy and this is the best yet." "An extraordinary fantasy world. Fast and furious and very funny." "A fun adventure for upper-primary readers. Recommended." " takes the two reluctant heroes on a very wild ride. A grand adventure." "I gasped and laughed my way through these three books." Dee White, . "A wonderful tale. Delightfully dark and delicious." Jacq Ellem, "The fun explodes off every page." Richard Harland, multi-award winning author of "Fantasy genius Ian Irvine manages to create a world which is believable, thrilling and funny all rolled into one." on