How to Survive Your Next Relationship Disaster 101 Step 1: Get pumped. Your new house, in your new town, comes with a sexy and shirtless man next door. Score! Step 2: Don't let your freak-out show when Mr. OMG Shirtless turns around-and it's your old crush. Step 3: Hold your head high when you run into him again on the first day of your new job-literally-and spill coffee all over yourself. Step 4: Stay calm when he introduces himself as your new boss...and then announces that your first assignment is to go on a fake honeymoon together. Step 5: Keep your $h*t locked tight when the new boss/old crush and you are forced to sleep in the same room...with one bed. Step 6: Try to ignore just how freaking hot he is, and how much you want to touch him...