We have been giving God human characteristics since we first understood that there was a Supreme Being. We have been guilty of this slander from day one. Obviously, God does not have human characteristics. But if we insist on this foolishness just so we can try to understand His Mysteries, then allow this author to really give Him human characteristics. It's also time to have a little fun after fifty-seven years of serious work on nine theological publications, three of which are novels. For those who will be unsettled by this work an additional itch has been added to insure your discomfort. The Holy Spirit is referred to as a woman. Since she is the 'Lord and giver of Life' and since Life emanates from the feminine it is only natural to represent the Holy Spirit in the feminine. And for those who do not believe that God the Father and His Holy Spirit are always on the same page this reading should be a pleasant relief from other theological works