"I waved at him as the ship silently slipped away from the dock. I could see him waving back until the ship turned, and we were carried out to sea. Never before has there been such a profound moment in my life that I was thankful to have friends and family, even if they were rats." Thus ends the first book in this hilarious saga of a "poor, poor Frenchman, brought up on the low-tide part of "Ahn-wee cove." Satire, farce, bawdy humor, pirates who talk to animals and animals who cannot decide whether to make the pirate its next meal or to save the pirate from a fate worse than death, the first book had it all! And the second book takes this strange and tragic (well, maybe not so tragic anymore but still pretty strange) tale to new heights (depths?) of hilarity! If you enjoyed the first book, you will LOVE the second part of the saga. Here's what some of our readers said about Book I: "Fun read! Great storytelling; well paced and creates great imagery. Looking forward to more of Guy's adventures!" Michael W. "I love it can't wait for the next book, I laughed so hard I couldn't breath. Not I repeat NOT FOR YOUNG CHILDREN.." Amanda C. "Can I get another drink, now?" Pasquale Q. Here's what some of our readers are saying about Book II: "This s#!t is f*@(king hilarious!" Edward T. "My eyes were watering as I laughed my a$$ off and fell from the pier into the polluted waters of Ahn-wee Cove." Pierre A. "Can I have another drink, now?" Jacques C. Get your copy of Book II of the Saga of Guy Guidwua, today!