Um...I was told I'm supposed to summarize my story here, but recently I've learned that blurbs are hard so I'm not sure what to say. My name is Edovard Durand Folange. I'm twenty seven years old from Fresno, California, and recently I moved across the country to live with my new parents and brother. Oppa kills people for a living, and Papa is his announcer guy, and my brother is like his assistant, and I guess it turns out I'm the person the magic tells who needs to die-it's called being an Augur. I don't really know what that word means, but even though it's scary, I'm getting used to it. It's nice to have a job, but Santanos (he's the Avatar of Evil) offered me a second job, and I'm really excited about that because I get to work with him and help him fix the minions. A lot of them aren't doing very well, so my second job is to make sure that everyone gets as much love as they need in their lives. Sometimes that means killing people who are stealing all the love away from them. I guess maybe I'm a little evil too, because I don't mind letting Oppa kill those people to save the minions.