Illustrated stories about life with a dachshund called Caesar, who turns out to be bossy, domineering, self-serving, narcissistic, demanding, selfish, temperamental, and a long list of similarly choice adjectives... Dedicated to all those who've had (or are thinking of having) this breed of dog as their "faithful" companion.Once your life's been enriched by a dachshund (aka "sausage dog" or "wiener"), nothing will ever be the same again... Good luck!