This is the calendar that celebrates the quirks of memory. Based on the bestselling book 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments, here is a year of quotes, jokes, and hilarious real-life senior moments. Like the time John Singer Sargent failed to recognize his own painting. Or the absentminded robber in Anaheim, California, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. Plus Head-Scratching Headlines, trivia, and real Insurance Claims of the Deeply Distracted: “Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my driveway straight into a bus. The bus was five minutes early. Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable. —Agatha Christie