…In order to separate himself from the panicked lady, Captain Blankenship had to roll off and reach over her nakedness to untangle his foot… (Excerpt from NEVER LET THEM SEE YOU SWEAT) …”YOU—ah—don't suppose we left him in Memphis?” “Left him? How could you leave the Captain?”… (Excerpt from THE MISSING CAPTAIN) …At this moment I began my cough imitation of a cougar. “My God,” the doctor screamed, “It's not a bobcat it's a cougar! TURN THE LIGHT ON! TURN THE LIGHT ON... (Excerpt from THE CHEESEL)