This has got to stop! My homes keep getting destroyed; by whom you ask. Humans! They take their brooms and destroy my homes. Humans are confusing me with those pests that invade their homes. I keep out insects they are my dinner. I'm Mandy the house spider, I am very friendly I would make a great roommate. I know if humans get to know me and my story they will be more welcoming. "Where's My House?" is a story about me, Mandy, it tells the story of me trying to convince humans to be my roommate. After humans read this book I know that they will welcome my friends and family in their homes.