Emily is back in this complete rewrite of The Year My Life Went Down the Loo. Told in text messages, You Auto-Complete Me updates the tale of now-adult Emily, her year spent in England, and all her friends. EMSTER What, you're not here? EMSTER I have things to tell you! EMSTER !!! EMSTER Reasons why my life has gone to hell in a handbasket: In debt up to my armpits due to having to work off paying for ex-boss's car. EMSTER Forced to give up adorable apartment to live back with the parents while I pay off ex-boss' car. EMSTER Forced to go with very same parents to England for a year. EMSTER OK, that's not really bad, but I'm on a roll. Humor me. EMSTER Biggest reason life is messed up: Friends with Benefits Fang isn't around to indulge in benefitting.